Monday, July 21, 2014

Ol' Brown Shoe on the Dock in Salem

Ol' Brown Shoe was playing on the deck of the Black Lobster in Salem on a sunny Sunday afternoon and that was not to be missed.

The tide was way out when we showed up for the 1:00 show at @1:30 (luckily they were just about to start), and the rivers were mostly gullies of mud.  The band played three long sets and were mostly excellent, though there were of course a few vocal flubs.  They had a BBQ (hamburgers and hot dogs) which was as good as could be expected, and the beer was cold.

Everyone there had an great time, ourselves included of course.  By the time they were done and we'd hobnobbed a bit, the tide was almost high with not a bit of mud in sight, and it was after 5:00.  A nice last part of the weekend!

Friday, July 18, 2014

Meet Up At Movies 2014

This year for Meet Up At the Movies the Dead organization arranged to show the made-for-TV film "Beat Show" from 1972-04-21 at Bremen, which was then in West Germany.  This was the latter part of the Europe 72 tour and the band were on top of their game to say the least.

Though they only showed the whole filming of the TV show (including bits left on the cutting room floor), this approached a successful documentary or memento in its own right.  Because the Dead were so relaxed, the feeling of the setting and their current goals came into focus better than if they just showed a performance (as in last year's Sunshine Daydream).

We went to the Fenway Regal 13 theaters after a fine meal at Yard House, both on Brookline Ave.  They were screening it in two theaters and the one we were assigned to was supposedly sold out, but there were a number of empty seats in it.  The film was fantastic and everyone had a good time, applauding and cheering.

In the bathroom afterwards the topic of conversation was what they'd do for a second set.

Monday, July 14, 2014

Green River Festival 2014, Sunday

As mentioned, most of our friends did not get tickets to Sunday, but we did!  We all three kind of forced ourselves to rise at a decent hour after being up late partying.  But how could we stay in bed when there was another beautiful summer day out there, a scrumptious Oxbow breakfast (this time with coffee), and more golf to play?

Dave and I enlisted Scott for golf and we had another vastly entertaining 6 holes.  There were some fine niblick shots, and we didn't run out of balls, though there was some danger of that.

Packed up as fast as possible after golf, refreshed water and other liquids, got the last few things out of the crannies of the room (you can settle into a hotel room dangerously fast), and hit the road for the festival while the others were still hanging out with languishing fervor (or something like that).  We got there about an hour later than we had Saturday and the line was extensive already.  There were possibly more people there Sunday than there had been Saturday.

The line started moving after not too long and even though several hundreds were admitted before us, we ended up with another fine space, about 10 feet in front of the soundboard, dead center.  It was already overcast and looked like rain (though rain hadn't been forecast last I checked), but this did not keep people away.  We did our Sunday-GRF morning routine of getting overpriced iced coffee and people-watching (there was a lot to watch).

Finally the first act came on, The Deadly Gentlemen.  They're a Boston band, formed by phenomenal banjo player Greg Liszt after he left Crooked Still.  Liszt is an incredible talent, and this was a thoroughly enjoyable set, though I missed some of it in the aforementioned pottie and food lines.  It was already a crowded festival!  I'm told that their cover of Cold Rain and Snow was incredible.

Whatever, it was down to the 4 Rivers stage next for another Boston band, Girls Guns and Glory.  This was another thoroughly enjoyable set that simultaneously showed some rawness in the band and showed their charm.  They played their excellent recent song, All the Way Up To Heaven, and did fun covers of Semi Truck and Chuck Berry's Sweet Little 16.  They also held off the rain; the sky was looking pretty scary at the start of their set but had calmed down a bit by the time they ended and we packed up and headed back uphill...

For the set of the weekend.  If you don't know Dave Alvin you ain't livin', and if you aren't familiar with the music he's made with brother Phil since the two of them got back together, you have to go hear this stuff now.  We'd told our son Dave about how good Alvin is, and he hadn't had time to catch up (GD fanaticism can be draining), but he was whacking me on the arm half-way through their first tune and saying, "Oh My God!!!!!"

The field was absolutely packed for the Alvins and people were standing and dancing halfway back to the soundboard.  This was another case where the festival people got it wrong: these guys were the headliners and the organizers thought Josh Ritter was?!?!?!  Phil has an incredible blues voice and Dave is just top notch.  Phil introduced him as the triple-threat: singer, songwriter, and guitar player, and boy is he good at all three.  And their voices melded the way brother's voices meld in heaven.  Incredible stuff.

They had Dave's band with them, and that's saying a lot: Lisa F. Pancratz (she did a drum solo that verged on TOO), Brad Fordham on his killer duo of basses, and Chris Miller playing the foil to Dave's guitar brilliance.  What did they do?  Well pretty much the whole Broonzy record, like Southern Flood Blues, All By Myself, Key To the Highway, Truckin' Little Woman, and the beyond-excellent Stuff They Call Money.  They finished up with Marie Marie and we were all (well, those of us with a pulse), in heaven.  We saw Mager a bit afterwards and he was still trying to calm down.  This was not only the set of the show, but one of those moments when you feel privileged for the glimpse into what a crack band of musicians can do.

Wow!  Time to decompress and eat a bit of Chinese vegetable wrap, the third year in a row one of our favorite food vendors has been there ... hope they don't get "upgraded" out next year.  Then we hit the road for downhill to see Barnstar! [sic].

We used to be devoted fans of Northern Lights back in the day, and we were eager to see Taylor and Jake's new band (though Jake's solo work in the meantime hasn't impressed me ... I'd lump him in with Josh Ritter and Ellis Paul), and Mark Erelli on lead guitar is no slouch.  We loved the few songs of their's we saw at the 4 Rivers stage before the sky that had been threatening rain all day finally let loose.

We made a quick decision to take off, and then finally ran into our friend GlennK and spouse, who have just had a milestone anniversary!  Rude of us to run away, but we wanted to get back to the main stage and stop things from getting wet, and then get out of there ... the World Cup final was being contested at that point and we wanted to get back home for the replay.

Lady Lamb the Beekeeper was holding forth up on the top field, but we packed up quickly and exited.  In all, the GRF had a whole bunch of second-tier acts and was sonically not well organized.  I hope their new direction leads to a good place, but I for one will not be jumping on early-bird tickets next year.  For instance, we could have stayed home and seen the one "great" act they had at Sinclair for a lot less hassle.

Oh well, got home at a leisurely pace on route 2 and saw the World Cup final.  I bitch, but it was a lot of fun!!!

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Green River Festival 2014, Saturday

There was a lot of hoo-ha leading up to this summer's Green River Festival.  To bulletize:

  • Signature Sounds took over the festival from the Franklin County C of C
  • Jim Olsen was still in charge, but there were some significant (to us concert-goers) changes
  • They were going to have a beer tent, so this meant more severe rules about "bring no alcohol"
  • They had decided they needed better food vendors so instituted rules about the size and style of coolers you could bring in(?!?)
  • They apparently decided they needed to cram more people in, and so instituted rules on the size of blankets you could bring
  • There was much teeth-gnashing about the new rules, us included of course; we didn't know how draconian they'd be about enforcing them and anticipated the worst
  • We bought early-bird tickets, but then they revealed their lineup like it was the Dead Sea Scrolls and it sucked!
  • OK, it didn't suck if you like pukey acts like Josh Ritter and Lucius, but the only world-class act IMO was Dave and Phil Alvin
  • There was some difficulty in getting reservations at the Oxbow (which had been so welcoming an experience last year), but we did and PaulK enlisted too
  • R&D were shut out on tickets when the festival sold out against all odds (but they were able to pick up scalped tickets)

Well, that may sum up the hoo-ha but it was really more extensive than that.  Rebellion and riots were plotted, and on top of that we got signals that we would have to wade through a wedding party when we finally made it to the Oxbow!  The good news was that Dave was coming this year, and he and Sarah and I made reservations for Friday too, though the others went for just Saturday night.

We met at West Concord after work and boogied on out West on a beautiful summer evening.  Things were looking good!  We stopped in Shelburne Falls and had to wait for 45 minutes or so to get a table at the West End Pub, but this gave us time to tour the Bridge of Flowers and take some deep breaths of western MA air.  It actually approached "chilly" that evening but that was fine with us, especially after last year.

Got to the Oxbow at 9 or 9:30 and were installed in room 20, a nice room with a couple of queen beds, a good air conditioner, a decent shower, and very few channels on the cable ... just as we expected.  What we didn't expect was that the pool was out of commission!  They had had a leak and the pool was drained.  We knew this would be a big deal to the kids, and so called Scott and then posted it to the email thread.  This was bad, but the stranger thing was that there was no sign of a wedding party after we'd been led to expect such!?!  Oh well, soon to bed.

Woke up and had some nice blueberry muffins in the help-yourself breakfast room, though they were low on coffee.  Dave and I grabbed the clubs and played a fun 6 holes on their "golf course."  They have no greens except for the places where they've put indoor-outdoor carpet (leave the natural greens, the carpet sucks!), the fairways were mowed pretty well but were very narrow, and the layout of the course did not go along with the signs on it.  But we could understand how much work it must be to even maintain the course to this level, and we had a great time, though we lost a good number of balls in the deep grass where it would be mowed on a normal American course.  We ended up both averaging a little over three strokes per hole.

Then throw stuff in the car and off to the concert!  We got in line on Colrain Street at about 10:45 and immediately realized that the people taking the shuttle bus into the site after parking in the free lot (as opposed to those of us in line, who had paid for nearer parking but couldn't get to it), would get in line first.  No big deal, but I grabbed the chairs and walked in so I could get in line, while Dave and Sarah took over the car.  They eventually got in when the lots opened at 11 and joined me in line for the wait until noon.  We early arrivers near the front of the line chose to wait in the shade, and that seemed to shape the direction of the eventual gargantuan line.

By noon the line stretched for miles, and people were still waiting to get in long after the first act went on.  They didn't do searching/measuring at the gate luckily, otherwise rebellion would have ensued.  I saw (and drank) plenty of items violating the rules throughout the weekend ... perhaps next year they'll crack down more but I think the "rules" are mostly there so that the festival can be licensed.  Anyway, we got in early and got our preferred seats, about 50 feet from the stage, center.

Waited a while and then the music started!  We were psyched.

First up was Paul Burch & The WPA Ballclub.  As it turned out, the ballclub was Fats Kaplin on fiddle (I had a brief chat with Fats later).  They were good.  But after a few songs we screwed down to the "Poet's Seat" stage because ...

Rani Arbo and Daisy Mayhem were playing and we hadn't seen one of our favorite bands in too long.  They thought they were going to be doing a kid's show (this used to be the kids tent, the rules were askew) but most of the audience were adults, and so they played what they wanted to play!  This included Traveling Shoes, They All Asked For You, a beautiful new song by Rani written on the occasion of leaving her son at school for the first time, and of course I Want To Be Ready.  The whole tent was filled with devotees.  Putting them on the third stage early in the afternoon was one of the egregious programming mistakes made by the new administration IMO.  People were there to see them.

Next back up to the main stage for Poor Old Shine.  As happened several times during the crowded festival I missed a bunch of their set while waiting on line for potties and food, but I saw enough to really appreciate them.  They morphed onstage into their new group persona, Parsonsfield.  They're still finding their sound and thought they needed a break from their harder Americana sound to a folkier vibe.  Whatever, they were good.

Next was The Lone Bellow, and I was really looking forward to these guys.  They feature funky arrangements and beyond-great ensemble vocals.  I was even more impressed than I thought I'd be.  Their songs tell stories in a visceral style and these guys do not hesitate to sing as loud as they can.  And when they sing at the top levels of their ranges their voices merge extraordinarily.  This is a band that has to be heard to be believed.

Still hanging out at the main stage, with a little food, waiting for the line at the beer tent to die down (it never did, they need more taps).  The James Hunter Six was up next, a super-tight alt-blues band of limeys that was excruciatingly entertaining.  Hunter has great vocal style and though his act ran out of new things to do by the end of the set, this was not to be missed for those of us who'd never seen him before.

OK, time for Norah Jones.  She played with Puss N Boots, a trio with Catherine Popper and Sasha Dobson.  Norah exudes star quality but has no ego and so was happy to share the stage.  Whatever, she couldn't help but dominate the set and we soon forgot that there were other people on the stage with her.  For me, one of the high points of the festival (perhaps the high point) was when she swayed back and forth with her bell-like Stratocaster and sang Cash's Cry Cry Cry.  This was akin to Elizabeth Cook stopping the festival two(?) years ago with her take on Hot Burrito #2.

Popped down to the Four Rivers Stage, which was set up where the dance tent used to be (great decision to have a stage rather than a tent), for the Dirty Dozen Brass Band.  I only saw a song or two by them, and then crawled on up to the main field through the crowd to get dinner and to see a few songs by Lucius, who were very forgettable: simple, loud bass and boring, overwrought vocal arrangements.

We hung around for a few songs by Trombone Shorty.  I'd looked forward to seeing him and he definitely showed some talent.  But what he showed was more stage presence than musicianship.  Great vocals when he got around to it and pretty good trombone when he stopped whirling it around and put it to his mouth.  Whatever, we were out of there early.

Got back to the 'Bow and we were the first ones there!  This gave us a chance for quick showers though to wash off the festival grit, the sunscreen, the bug spray, and even more festival grit.  Then the others showed up and we had too much fun, dragging our chairs into a circle on the "patio" outside the rooms and gabbing and gabbing while the beers and the margaritas flowed.  People finally started to fade and I ended up in bed before 1:30, though not by much.




Saturday, June 21, 2014

Willie and Alison and Kacey

The traffic was brutal already and I was a little late to pick up Sarah at the 3:47 train at NoBillerica on a Friday night, June 20th.  The traffic continuing North on 495 was stopped, and so we went the other way through Nashua and Manchester and then finally Concord, through heavier traffic than I've ever seen in NH.  We finally got off the highway on routes 3 and 11 toward Winnepesaukee and it was bike week in New Hampshire!

What could we do?  We crawled through traffic on a beautiful day, the last day of Spring, admired the bikes and the scene successfully, and finally made it up over the rise and down the slope towards Gilford, with the mountains outlining the background against the blue early-evening sky.  We pulled into the surprisingly un-full parking lot, set up our chairs, and had some beers and sandwiches while we waited for the Willie Nelson at Meadowbrook concert to start!  The crowd was right behind us of course and the lot soon filled up.

After a bit we moseyed into the venue, looked at the hats for sale, grabbed a beer, watched the drone flying around, and then made out way to our excellent 14th row center seats during Kacey Musgraves's first song.

Kacey was great, and I was very impressed by her band.  The sound could have been louder for all of the acts to me, and this was particularly true for the opener.  But she played a lot of her hits (including Follow Your Arrow and Blowin' Smoke and of course the trailer park song) and mixed in some nice random country-folk, while her note-perfect band performed excellently.  In fact, that's the first word I would use to describe the whole night, "perfect."  None of the acts got a note wrong all night, but this was not a weak effort; they all performed perfectly while playing and singing aggressively as well.  There were a lot of jaw-dropping moments.

The roadies were rushing the opening act through their paces, thrusting the tuned instruments for the next song into their hands as soon as they hit the closing note of the last song.  One of the jaw-dropping moments (though hokey to some degree) was when Kacey and her band sang the a cappella encore, Happy Trails.  Besides Kacey (who was sporting print leggings), they all had quasi-Nudie suits on and for the encore they started the lights going on them!  Luckily, no one was electrocuted.

Time for another beer and a quick tour around the venue, which I hadn't really done before.  I went way up to the lawn section and it wasn't full at all, though the amphitheater itself was packed.  There were some very nice spots on the lawn and it could be a lot of fun for a mellow concert with some friends.  Made it back to my seat, and then AK&US came out and instantly the night became very un-mellow as we approached bluegrass heaven.

This was the classic lineup or course: Alison, Dan Tyminski, Jerry Douglas, Ron Block, and Barry Bales.  Their setlist had few surprises and there weren't any real cases of one of the performers dominating, but I have to say it was one of the best evenings of bluegrass I've ever seen.  I can't think of a better one.

They started off a bit slow, and then Dan stepped up and sang Peter Rowan's Dust Bowl Children and we all just went nuts.  This was a knowledgeable crowd, up front at least, and we all realized what an incredible performance we were seeing.  Besides the perfect vocals, Alison was routinely incredible on fiddle, Jerry was beyond world-class on dobro, Dan was miked perfectly on guitar, Barry was booming with the bluegrass bull fiddle, and Ron switched seamlessly between his leads on guitar and banjo.  This was great, great stuff.

If I could have written my dream AK&US setlist I would have picked a few other songs, but this was pretty good.  The one unexpected song of the night was actually one of the best, Sawing On the Strings, which was again, perfect.  Besides Dust Bowl, Dan sang The Boy Who Wouldn't Hoe Corn (one of the best of the night), and the totally expected Man Of Constant Sorrow.  Alison did the expected sweet songs like Let Me Touch You For a While and Baby Now That I've Found You, but also did some grittier songs like The Lucky One and Paper Airplane.  They also did a great, foot-stomping Choctaw Hayride featuring some hot fiddle.  Again, this may seem like a hackneyed setlist but My God you should have been there, it was awesome.

When they reached the end of their set they stood aside and bowed while the roadies hurriedly re-arranged the stage for the encore.  Then they came out and did 5 more perfect songs.  No shit.

Well, it was time for one last trip to the beer tent and then to settle down for Willie.  He came out with his son Lukas on guitar, another son on percussion (along with another percussionist), his "little sister" Bobbie on piano, a bassist, and some other instrumentation from time to time.  But no one in the crowd noticed.  Willie was beyond riveting, dominant, he was the show.

They opened with Whiskey River, and did not fucking stop all night.  Willie did some of the soul-wrenching songs I most wanted to hear, but then followed those up so quickly with another incredible song from his long career that we didn't even have time to wring out our handkerchiefs!  I'm still trying to recover from his going in one measure from Ain't It Funny How Time Slips Away into Crazy!?!?!

And the dominant sound of the night was not his voice, but his guitar.  He motioned with his head to Lukas to keep it down when he tried to step up the pace, and he let Bobbie take over short parts of the songs with her honky-tonk piano, but then he would strum a few chords and pick a lead that carried us all away.  I couldn't imagine that an 81-year old guy could have such a quick left hand, like he was a combination of Johnnie Winter and Jimi Hendrix playing the country blues.

Willie got a little tired towards the end of the night and wasn't exactly moving quickly as he threw headbands into the crowd and thanked people for their drunken adulation.  But he finished up strong and then called everybody (and I mean everybody) out for Will the Circle Be Unbroken and then Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die.  It was just a perfect night.

Got back to the car and waited until the jam started moving before Sarah got behind the wheel and drove back to Massachusetts.  Meadowbrook is not exactly close, but can be a lot of fun, especially when seeing a concert like the ones we've seen there recently.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Patty Griffin Rocks Boston HOB

Went to see Patty Griffin at the HOB – Boston on Tuesday, June 10th.  We met at Yard House with some difficulty because my phone had gone walkabout, but we had an excellent meal and some excellent fancy beers there, and then walked down an empty Van Ness Street in the still-slightly-chilly late Spring.  Luckily, the Red Sox were on the road.

They had seats at the HOB?!? … first time we’d experienced that.  We were in the first row and this was good because we had plenty of legroom, but we had to look way up to see the stage.  Of course, the sound was fantastic, even though we were way up front.  This is a specialty of the HOB, I’ve never heard them not get the mix right and fill the room from the get-go.

Parker Millsap opened and showed some excellent vocal talent.  He’s another of the current crop of Okie singer-songwriters and we were impressed, as was the audience, which usually treats openers at the HOB as roadkill.

Then Patty came on and was everything you’d hope she’d be.  I loved her setlist.  Highlights were that she opened with Ohio and Don’t Let Me Die In Florida from her latest record, did her cover of The Strange Man (one of my favorite gospel songs), and of course did Truth #2 and Top Of the World.  She killed them all, and all of us.  What a songwriter and what a performer!

Friday, May 9, 2014

Eddie Izzard in Heels

I hesitate to say "We're not comedy fans," but the fact of the matter is that we've never had any kind of inclination to go see a stand-up comic.  Eddie Izzard is way above your average stand-up comic though in our minds (this may be a laughable statement to a comedy aficionado ... what do we know?), and we were psyched to have a chance to see him in Boston, at the Wang Theater, on May 8th.

Though I bought tickets online as soon as I could, they were still back in row M right.  Not only was there a great response to this show, but he also announced two other dates after that and I believe sold them out too.  For anyone to sell out the Wang three nights in a row is pretty impressive.  So we were excited, as was everyone else who jammed into the Wang that Thursday night.  We'd had dinner at Jacob Wirth's as normal for a weekday theater district show.

But I was a mite disappointed.  He's done such radical humor in my mind, touching on the "funny" in all aspects of life, such as the Spanish Inquisition, American conservatives, British royalty, animal life on the savannah, the building of Stonehenge, Star Wars, and on and on.  A friend warned me that I might puke if I was unprepared for a comic who'd get me rolling.  But Eddie didn't get me rolling.

He came out in a posh (masculine) suit and heels and made me giggle a few times, though laugh-out-loud was nowhere to be seen.  He could have been miked better; I missed a lot of his asides.  The funniest parts of his act were when he reprised things he'd already done, like he did an excellent segue to his "Star Wars cafeteria" scenario.

The second set was better.  He really had the audience in the palm of his hand there, as he explored areas he hadn't before.  But there was nothing hysterical and the volume problems continued, though we were not far from the stage.  Oh well, maybe I'll find it funnier on tape.

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Miss Tess Rocks Marblehead

More evidence that there's something very wrong: how come only 35 people came out to see Miss Tess and her newest band tear down the UU church in Marblehead??  OK, the traffic was even worse than on a normal Friday night (things get crazy on school vacation week), but besides that small point the stars were aligned and yet no one except a few delighted regulars saw one of the best young female blues singers I know.  And labeling her with a genre is misleading, her new album of covers (including one cover of herself) touches on Ted Hawkins, Randy Newman, Willie, Bonnie, Hank, and Neil Young.  Eclectic yes, but in addition her song on the record is as good as any of theirs.  And she proved that Friday night.

Emily Elbert opened and was pretty hot herself.  She's got great vocal and guitar technique (being a Berklee product), but needs to put the two together a bit better.  She's working hard at it and gave us a well-wrought, professional set, possibly one of the best opening sets I've seen at the Me and Thee Coffeehouse.

After a short break Miss Tess came out with "The Talkbacks," though the band has a new guitarist and bassist in Thomas Eaton and Jeremy McDonald, as well as long-time drummer Matt Meyer.  They were all excellent and I'd have to say that her band is much better than it was last summer.  McDonald alternated between standup and electric bass, and added some sweet baritone vocals.  Eaton played some hot rockabilly licks and this was what was missing to my ear ... Miss Tess did some great jazz-blues-torch stuff earlier in her career but her voice sounds best when she's rocking out and taking names.  I think this was the first drum kit I'd heard at the M&T and Meyer was just fantastic, he could have accompanied her well all by himself.

We were in the first row of course and had a bit of dialog with the band, who must have been dismayed by the small house but were nearing the end of a long tour and seemed to be enjoying a night without a lot of pressure.  They covered almost all of the new record, and then delved into some new songs and some old songs, which to my delight included Adeline, Don't Tell Mama, and People Come Here For Gold.  They encored with Darling Oh Darling and got a standing ovation from the small crowd.

Had a brief chat with Miss Tess and then took off for home after a long week.



Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Bye Bye To Ganesh

Wednesday April 23

All good things come to an end, and this was the end of our Florida vacation.  We’re experienced enough travelers that we could do the final suitcase-stuffing and leaving-stuff-behind that needed to be done without too much trouble.  One last yummy Travelodge breakfast, loaded up on coffee, and then hit the road North on the start of Florida’s Turnpike in Homestead.

We had to leave behind some peanut butter, and I’d schemed to sneak outside in the middle of the night and rub it on Ganesh’s stomach.  I’m sure he would have *loved* it but I think I might have gotten arrested.  In any case, I slept too soundly and missed the opportunity.

It was yet another sunny day but this time we had the top up, and it’s probably good that we did because the turnpike got really full with noisy and crazy traffic quickly.  We stopped in Pembroke Pines to knock down the last beer, to fill up one last time, and to snap a few more pictures, and then braved the last few packed miles to the Fort Lauderdale airport, where we bid a sad farewell to Mustang Sally, who had been an excellent companion and ended up enjoying the trip a lot more than she thought she was going to.

Got some beers and some salads at the now-empty restaurant that had been overflowing when we passed through the Fort Lauderdale airport before, and then caught our planes North.  Air travel can be really not fun, and there were lots of little details not worth mentioning that made it even more tedious.  One good thing was having a short interlude at a Clearwater(!) brewpub in the Atlanta airport.

Made it back to Boston a bit before 9:00 and took a cab home as soon as we could.  Back to the 40’s and 50’s and the middle of a cold Spring, but what the heck, we’d had a great time!

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Key West and Beyond!

Tuesday April 22

Back in the Winter I’d mentioned to my friend that we were going to Florida that Spring.  She asked what we were going to do and I told her some of our itinerary, and then said, “And we’ll probably have some time at the end, so we might do stuff like drive out to Key West.”  She gave me the double-take and said, “No, you *are* going to drive out to Key West, you *have* to do that!”

I was glad to hear that.  For years I’d looked at the map of Florida and wondered what it would be like to drive out that long causeway, miles and miles into the ocean.  Now was the time for us to find out!

I actually woke up a little early and we got to breakfast before it became crazy-busy.  The less said about the Travelodge breakfast the better, probably.  I’d realized we hadn’t brought any beach towels and I considered bringing one of the hotel’s towels, but that wouldn’t be cool and we needed to be cool here.  We stopped at a couple of places around Florida City to see if they had towels (every place had souvenirs, so we thought beach towels were not far away).  Sarah was in one place for a while so I figured she’d hit paydirt, and then she came out with tea towels and a sun-dress.  Oh well, there would be places on the way.

The last bit of route 1 South starts in Florida City, and it wasn’t long before we were blasting with the top down on another cool-but-heating-up-quickly morning, down the straight line towards Key Largo, over the marsh, the peninsulas, and then the start of the scattered islands.  “Blasting” is relative of course; we were leading the pack and so doing the speed limit, and the other cars were piling up behind us.  After a while I had to call the 10-car rule on myself and pulled over at Little Blackwater Sound so they could all get by.  I followed and *they* were doing the speed limit and now I was stuck at the end of the pack!  Oh well, that’s human nature and we had a long way to go.  Turned right at Key Largo and headed out the long path to the sea.

The Keys are divided up into 5 chunks: Key Largo, Islamorada, Marathon, the Lower Keys, and Key West.  All of these actually include a lot of smaller islands.  For instance, “Marathon” is not only Marathon Key but also Pigeon Key, Knights Key, Boot Key, Vaca Key, etc.  The first for us was Key Largo (then Rodriguez Key, Tavernier, etc.) and this was pretty well settled.  We found a Dollar Store and got a beach towel, then crawled past massive stretches of construction and ritzy hidden enclaves for a long way.
Probably half the people who visit the Keys stop here and don’t go farther.  As you might imagine, the glaring signs for phony “safaris,” rotting water parks, broken-down airboat rides, tired t-shirt and shell stores, seafood restaurants that were probably pretty bad, etc. proliferated here.

But as we passed into Islamorada after @20 miles there was a definite change.  Unsettled bits of beach started to pop up and the causeway got narrower.  There were places where we could see Florida Bay on the right and the ocean on the left, and then the gaps between the Keys started up and we were definitely out there.


Things got even better as we approached Long Key State Park, in the town of Layton on the last bit of Islamorada.  We had this park on our list of sites to visit but realized that we’d better concentrate on getting out to the universally-recommended Bahia Honda State Park in the Lower Keys if we wanted to get everything in that day.  It was here that the archipelago of Florida Bay to the North finally ended and we were officially out in the Gulf of Mexico.  We pulled over before the Long Key Viaduct, snapped a few pictures, and breathed the ocean air.  It was very strange: we were way out in the sea by now, but there was a busy highway balancing on the narrow islands that was just a hundred feet away from us at the most.  Loud, but still beautiful.


Got back in the Mustang and continued cruising, over the viaduct, past Duck Key, Curry Hammock State Park (where we also would have loved to stop), and then into and out of Marathon … more on Marathon later.  After that comes the Seven Mile Bridge.  I was a little nervous if I would freak out driving on a narrow road in the middle of miles of ocean, but the long bridge from Knights Key to Little Duck Key was a piece of cake … in fact it was even better than that!  The sky was blue, the sea was green, the clouds were white, a few boats moved slowly up the ocean on our left, the old, rotting causeway on our right was covered with comical birds and their droppings, and it was pretty noisy but spectacular!  We landed in the Lower Keys and soon turned off to the left into Bahia Honda State Park.


We had to wait in a line to get in, though it turned out we were a few hours ahead of the crowd.  All the other cars turned right toward the concessions and the campground, and we turned left, back to the East along the Atlantic shore.  A few miles later the route we were on diverged from route 1 enough that it became blessedly quiet, and finally there was the end of the road with a few pavilions with picnic tables, a low building with restrooms and showers, and the Silver Palm trail stretching out beyond that.  This was the place we had hoped to visit and it was even prettier than we’d imagined it.


It’s a little laughable to look at the brochures for this park; it seems pedestrian if you read about the details, but when you actually see it then you realize what an incredible place it is.  If you’re ever out in the Keys, go there.


First things first for us: we prepared our pack and then hit the Siler Palm trail.  The beach was pretty deserted at this point and maybe we could have taken advantage of that, but it never got very crowded that deep into the park while we were there.


The Silver Palms you see on the Lower Keys are threatened, because for years people have been digging them up and moving them to their gardens.  The State Park is protected of course, and we saw some lovely specimens of the tall trees.  We also saw Gumbo Limbo trees, Sea Grapes, Poisonwood, a huge orb weaver spider on her web, lots and lots of lichens, all three varieties of mangroves in one small area (black, red, and white), holes all over the place dug by land crabs, sea oats, lots and lots of birds, and many kinds of bushes,  The Silver Palm trail has informational signs every few feet it seems, and we read all of them.  It’s amazing that the undergrowth that we’d been remarking on all along was documented and turned out to be more kinds of different plants than we could imagine.  We saw everything from wild poinsettia to wild bamboo, all crowding around us as we wound through the woods on a suddenly hot, hot day.


The trail wound out to the beach a few times, and finally we returned to the parking lot.  The only others on the trail had been Europeans … where are all the Americans?  Oh there they were, suddenly crowding the beach a bit, though few of them really looked ugly.


It was time!  I changed into my suit and hit the calm water.  Went straight out from the shore into the Atlantic, a few hundred feet or so over sloping sand until it was well over my head, then out past a band of weeds growing on the bottom with transparent jellies hovering over them, and then out further over a vast expanse of sand, now about 20 feet deep and a couple of hundred yards or so off shore.  The water was so clear I had no hesitation about swimming underwater with my eyes open, swooping down to the bottom to pick up a handful of the coarse sand, and then rising up back towards the sun.  The water was so salty it made me tear and blink when I popped back up on the surface and tried to shake it off.

This was a wonderful experience for me.  I swam slowly back to shore, past a few snorkelers busily cruising up and down the beach, and past a small scattering of kids and parents enjoying the beach from a few yards into it.  One father was trying to teach his young daughter how to swim and was terrified when she’d pop off the kick-board and show him with a smile that she could swim on her own.  When he tried to demonstrate the right way, you could tell he really had no idea himself … his daughter had learned more about swimming in the sea in a few minutes than he had in a lifetime.

We sat at a picnic table in a pavilion and ate our daily peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that we had prepared that morning … the last of our loaf of bread.  Soon it was time for another quick swim, and then a fresh-water shower and to get saddled up to leave.  We still had many miles to go and the afternoon was getting on.


There’s suddenly lots of land when you get out to the Lower Keys and the Key Deer refuge (we were disappointed not to see one), and it was still @25 miles out to Key West.  But then we were suddenly close to the end, and the traffic, the buildings, and the confusion picked up like it had never been far away.  We had planned for this and turned left on A1A to skirt the downtown area.

There’s a beautiful park/beach/esplanade around the Southern coast of Key West, and we cruised on that for a while.  Suddenly there was nothing left to do but dive into the city, and we didn’t want to do that!  We made a sudden command decision and turned the fuck around.  We’d gone far enough into the ocean, perhaps a half mile and an endless stretch of tourists short of the official “point furthest South in the United States,” but that was close enough for us.


Cruised back up A1A and then we were on the road back.  I’d seen a coffee shop in the Saddlebunch Keys, and we stopped at Baby’s Coffee to load up on iced caffeine.  I ran into a guy from Worcester waiting for coffee.

One more person we wanted to visit … Sarah’s Internet friend Joe is one of the “Cornell hawk” people (long story), and is incongruously based in Marathon.  She’d been in touch with him off and on throughout the last few weeks about meeting up, and the timing was perfect!  We agreed to meet in his local bar, LazyDays on Marathon, and we got there a bit before he did.


What a beautiful place!  It was happy hour and the Clearwater beers were cold and cheap, they had incredible tuna sashimi (with real wasabi) and conch appetizers to die for, and the views from the bar out of Marathon Harbor were beyond fantastic.  They had slips at the bar for nautical visitors.  They had t-shirts saying, “I Wake Up Every Afternoon for Happy Hour.”

Joe is a retired finance guy who loves fishing and now works and recreates on boats out in the ocean, hunting mahi-mahi, sailfish, tuna, and a good time.  He and Sarah were really tickled to see each other, realizing that other virtual Cornell hawk friends would barely be able to believe that they’d finally met.  He showed us the boat at that dock that he worked on sometimes, and then brought us over to his harborside condo, where *his* boat was docked.  He told us tales about the Gulf Stream, what kind of fish they catch, and what kind of life he leads there.  I’ll have to admit that we were almost ready to pitch the workaday life overboard right there and sign on.

What a beautiful place, but we were finally ready to get back on the road around 6:00 or so … we had a long way to go.  The islands and the channels between them rolled by in reverse as we kept the top down, the speed at the limit (there were an incredible number of cops and cowboys on the road, see digression above), and the tunes cranked.  Finally we made it through the long haul of Key Largo, and turned left up to Florida City.


That’s when the really incredible stuff happened.  It was about 7:45 by then and we had a great view of the sun to our left, sinking into the horizon.  It exploded into spheres of color that shot through the whole sky and lit up the clouds, the birds, and the vast blue-gray spaces in shades of pink, purple, yellow, red, and orange.  We were shooting through it in a Mustang convertible, listening to Jerry and the boys turn up the volume and play the songs of ages.


OK, the straight road North through the swamp finally ended and Florida City started up, and we soon pulled into the Travelodge parking lot and Ganesh *knew* about all that we’d experienced.  Sarah was still pretty full from the late appetizer feast, but I was a bit peckish and so went for a sub at the very conveniently-placed Subway.

A French family was ordering from the guy working there, who was saddled with one of the thickest Southern accents I’ve ever heard.  There were some communication difficulties, especially when they were delighted to be asked to pick their rolls, but then puzzled when he told them that no, they could pick the kind but not the roll itself.  I managed to keep a straight face.

Watched a bit of TV and then to bed as soon as we could after a long, lovely day.

Monday, April 21, 2014

The Real Everglades (Dry Season)

Monday April 21

Yay!  This was the day we were going to go to Everglades National Park and do it right!!  Well, perhaps we could have done it better but we did pretty well.

We didn’t get up early, and we didn’t get up late, but whichever way it was the crowds at the breakfast room couldn’t be avoided.  The Travelodge had “breakfast” and it was not entirely obnoxious, though nothing about it was above average.  But the room it was served in was half the size needed (even after the high season, it must be awful when the hotel is packed!) and there weren’t enough tables for everyone.  Oh well, we didn’t have kids with us, as opposed to most of the families there, and we managed.

As with some other sites we’ve been at, the international crowd was well represented.  We heard Australian, German, French, Danish, British, Japanese, and many other tongues we couldn’t identify with a small sample.  Everyone in the world wanted to come to South Florida and see the Everglades, and we were right with them.  But we got a good start.

We were deep into vacation rhythm by this time, loaded our packs quickly and got on the twisting road through town and out on route 9336 before the crowds.  This was another pretty, cool morning that showed promise of becoming hot but was bright and windy as we cruised the @20 miles with the top down out through the farms, the car repair lots, the drainage ditches, and the final turnoff into the park with vistas of endless grass stretching out before us.

We’ve been to a lot of National Parks, Monuments, Seashores, etc.  Everglades is not a spectacular one in that it doesn’t have mega-fauna, remarkable geologic features, a stunning variety of plant life, scenic waterfalls, or many of the other things that you associate with the great National Parks of America.  It also has to deal with the number of visitors that you get at a large park, which puts inordinate pressure on it.  But on this visit we found it has the charm of a smaller park, and that if you look closely it’s just as spectacular as the great parks we’ve been at.  And if you seek out the depths of the park, it features serenity and isolation.  It’s way up there with the places you have to go see in America, though it takes some quiet and dedication to see the magic.

Everglades NP is a massive place and there are entrances way West on the Gulf Coast and also North on the Tamiami Trail we traversed the day before, but the heart of the Park is the trail down through the pines and the cypresses to Florida Bay, and that’s the way we were heading.  Much could be written about the natural extent, the history, and the political geography of the Everglades, and how man has fucked up South Florida good in the measly few hundred years he’s been here.  This is a poster child for how the Organic Act represented a change in our national priorities about the precious places of our country, and how important the NPS is to our national heritage.  What we saw is a wounded landscape that’s still beyond glorious and is rebounding.

A visitor asked a Ranger, “But what’s the downside of restoring the natural water cycle to South Florida?”  She didn’t have a (politic) answer.  My answer would have been, “Then you sir, would have nowhere to vacation with your family except on man-made simulations.”  Insert quote from Edward Abbey here.  At the Visitor Center a man was outraged that they did not offer “airboat” rides in the park.  The Ranger told him that he could exit the park and find many options for that.

Whatever … we pulled up to the Ernest F. Coe Visitor Center at about 9:45 and saw there was a Ranger-guided tour at Long Pine Key at 10:30, perfect!  We chatted with a volunteer about directions and hikes.  When we mentioned the hikes we’d considered he said, “Oh, but it’s an hour drive down the park road just to get there!”  That sounded great to us.

We hit the head, read some exhibits, looked at the gift store, and then hit the road to Long Pine Key.  Signs in their parking lot advised that the vultures would get your car and they had tarps you could use as protection.  We opted not to panic, as a good number of the tourists were doing … must have been a psychology experiment.


It wasn’t long before volunteer Kieran assembled her group and started in on her spiel about what the Everglades is.  Those of us who were there for her “Anhinga Amble” were the choir listening to the preacher and were captivated by her maps and her tips about what we were seeing as she led us over the boardwalk through the swamp.


Anhingas are like cormorants, but have a slightly longer and fuzzier neck and are a little better looking.  Again, the theme of “just like Maine” came through.  We have cormorants in Maine just like in Florida and we have many other of the same flowers and animals, including the black racer that gave Kieran and some of the people in the group a shudder.  There were plenty of gators, and we actually saw not only an anhinga swallowing a fish, but also a gator snapping his jaws and swallowing a fish in the reeds.  We also saw vultures eating a dead alligator … though it was so bloated it may have been a beach toy.


Well that was fun, but that was just the appetizer.  We jumped back in the car, put the top down, and headed into the park, passing the magic boundary that said, “95% of visitors do not go beyond this point.”  We’d considered a few options but decided, especially after our stop at the Visitor Center, that what we really wanted was the Christian Point Trail, about 30 miles down the road.


We almost missed the trailhead because there was no one else there.  It was just a small pull-over on the road, with a small sign.  We’d made sandwiches that morning and so parked the car, put the top up, quickly loaded one pack with sunscreen, bug spray (we put on thick layers of both first), lunch, and water, and headed down the trail.  This was one of the best parts of our Florida vacation, though it required a lot of dedication.


What made us pick that trail was that it was advertised as traversing a number of habitats, and we really liked that.  There were buttonwood forests, meadows of low bushes, dry swamps with twisted branches in the caked mud, hammocks of cypress and mahogany, and finally an end to the 2-mile trail at Florida Bay, where the hard ground became swampy quicksand and the framed view of the blue bay through a window of mangroves was better than any television I’ve ever seen.


And there were bugs.  We stopped twice on the way there and once on the way back to spray ourselves all over.  These flies weren’t biting, but it was still the dry season and at certain times of year I’m sure this place would be impenetrable.  And that’s just on account of the bugs, the dry swamps we circumnavigated would be filled with putrid slime in the summer, I’m sure.


When we got to Florida Bay there was a bench and the bugs were somehow left behind.  The bench was tied down, as I’m sure that at some times of year it would be awash.  We sat there and ate lunch and I’m still there, I can see every detail of it.  We were miles away from the road and many, many miles away from Florida City, from the airport, and from the cares of the world.  We watched fish jumping in the slough in front of us, sat there long enough to tell that the slow tide was going out, and laughed at the subtle interplay between shorebirds staking out the best territory for picking small crustaceans.  We were there for weeks, months, forever.  Then we had to leave.


On the way back we saw a dead tree where an osprey had landed with a huge fish he’d caught.  He couldn’t believe his luck that he’d escaped all alone to eat his fish in peace and was a little concerned that we might give him a problem.  The open spaces through the meadows of brush and the salt pans were remarkably hot, possibly soaring into the 90’s, even on a cool day.  The forests were cooler, and were magical, with the bending trees (mostly buttonwoods but some live oaks) alive with epiphytes of all kinds, mostly bromeliads.


We saw no snakes or gators (way too dry) on this trail, but were very glad that we were wearing our hiking boots.  We’d worn them in the airplane (to save space in our luggage) and earlier in the trip had been wondering if we’d ever use them.  But we put them on that morning and would not have enjoyed the Christian Point trail the way we did if not for them, with the mud, the scratchy bushes we had to walk through, the fear of snakes, the presence of obnoxious plants (including good old poison ivy), and the possibility of fire ants.  And this was another trail with some serious variety of scat.  Some people we saw on the boardwalks were wearing high heels and make-up.  It takes all kinds.


Wow, that was great!  Made it back to the car sooner than we expected; coming back is almost always faster than getting there.  We cranked the air conditioner and drove the few miles further into the Park to the Flamingo Visitor Center.

Flamingo has been decimated by the last two hurricanes to hit that area, and of course the Park Service has not been given the money to restore it to what it used to be.  Over half of Flamingo Visitor Center (including a restaurant) is shuttered.  There were only 10 or so of us visitors hanging around, in their massive, deserted weed-garden of a parking lot.  We recuperated there for a while in the shade of the decayed adobe and flaking pink paint, looking out at the Bay and reading about the Ranger the site was dedicated to, who was murdered by feather hunters 75 years ago.


There was a Ranger on duty and she gave us some good advice about a shorter trail a few miles farther down the road.  We drove down there and started out, but realized that we’d have to traverse a huge campground in the open sun to just get to the trailhead.  There were a handful of tents in the campground (probably Europeans) but it was a sad sight with several hundred sites centered around a closed, deserted recreation area.  We got out of there and hit the road back to the North.


We still wanted to do something else before we left the Park, and so consulted the map and then stopped at the Mahogany Hammock area about half-way back to the entrance.  This was a great choice.  There were two cars when we got there and none when we left.  This was a mile(?)-long walk through a hardwood island on a boardwalk in the middle of the swamp, and we saw some massive trees and more bromeliads, giant ferns, tiny lizards and strangler fig vines than you can imagine.  Some of the mahoganies were incredibly big, and they alternated with other twisting trees and also with straight-as-an-arrow sabal palms and gumbo limbo trees.  This stop would have been worth the journey itself.


At that point we were feeling as if yes, we had successfully seen the Everglades, if only for one day.  We had experienced the hell out of the Park and the only thing that remained was to talk to a focus group of the ubiquitous alligators and get them to hold hands.  We didn’t have time for that though.  We put the top back down, cranked the tunes, and cruised out of there through the early evening sun.  My senses were at their peak and the Sansa did its best to enhance the situation: Janis, Elvis, and Derek and the Dominos, followed by a long jam by the Dead that took us back to Homestead.


We stopped for gas and then made our way back to the hotel, where we gushed to Ganesh, had a beer, and thought about what the heck we were going to do for dinner.

None of the candidate places in Homestead/Florida City had even lukewarm reviews … nothing stood out.  We finally decided to go for convenience and hit Benihana, close to us on route 1.  When we got there we realized it was an even stranger place than we’d anticipated.  The restaurant could have held 50 times the number of people there, and they had various corners incongruously set up with buffet tables.  Dinner was a fixed price … take what looks good!

We ordered Tsing Taos, grabbed plates, and had at it.  Much of what they had was not really appetizing, but they had ok sushi and a few things that looked and tasted good.  The sushi chef was making salmon, but a guy in front of me took every one and the chef saw how disappointed I was.  He had a few pieces of white tuna left but they didn’t look good.  I cruised around and picked up a few things, including a frog leg (tasted like chicken).  When I went back to the sushi bar the chef was waiting for me and had prepared many excellent pieces of salmon and white tuna, though their wasabi was a joke.  And the funny thing was that even though they had good, well-cut fish, the rice was a mess.  Oh well, it was an adventurous dinner but did the trick.

Back to the hotel, watched a bit of TV, and then to bed!




Sunday, April 20, 2014

Easter, Venice, and Big Cypress

Sunday April 20

Happy Easter!  Another fine morning with coffee on the lanai, and then I resumed ripping CDs from Mark’s collection.  I had done a quick survey of it and decided on my rough priorities, and I think I got all the “have to haves” and made a pretty good dent in the “like to haves.”  Mark made some excellent lox and cream cheese onion bagels for us, which tided us over until their German friend Helmtrude came over and we all settled down for a formal Easter breakfast.


Mimosas (Helmtrude brought the champagne), hard-boiled eggs, Pascal bread with fruits in it, nougats from Germany, chocolate-covered Peeps (which I declined), Lindt chocolates, and lots of orange juice made a fine Easter meal.

In the meantime, Sarah had been able to get in touch with her aunt Marilew, who we thought lived in Naples.  As it turned out she lived in Venice, a few miles away from where we were!  Who knew Italy was so small?!?

We re-packed and said sad farewells to Mark and Debbie, whom we hope to see in Massachusetts soon and hope to show just as good a time.  We loved visiting their home in Nokomis and at least making a stab at catching up with how we’d all changed since we used to spend so much time together with our young kids.

We saddled up, put the top down, and headed off down the shortcut to the real 41, passed into Venice, and then turned into Marilew’s neighborhood.  Again, it was fantastic to see someone we hadn’t seen in years!  She’s looking great, has a nice little house in Venice, and was starved for a visit from a family member.  Sarah’s Mom had visited her one time in the 10(?) years since she’s moved from the upstate NY area where the family all lives (except for us!), but besides that she’d been lost on a distant island to the relatives.

It was great to see her; we sat down in her living room and brought her up to date quickly on what Sarah’s generation and offspring has been up to in the last 10 years, including babies and marriages she had no idea about (communication is sometimes lacking).  Marilew’s friend Jan was visiting and we bored her back to sleep, but then we finally got motivated and set out for the shore.

We piled into the Mustang, Marilew and Sarah stuffed themselves into the back; they said it wasn’t too bad, though it looked like there was absolutely no legroom back there.  We headed over to Sharkey’s On the Pier, which is (surprisingly!) right on the pier in Venice.  We had to wait a bit for a table and this gave us a chance to walk out the pier and wish we had our bathing suits so we could play in the waves.  Got a table soon and were luckily seated back in the shady part of the restaurant.  Had a few Yuenglings and a pulled pork sandwich while we continued catching up with Marilew on family gossip.


We toured around Venice a bit after that on a sunny, sunny afternoon and then ended up back at Marilew’s.  We were going to go inside again but realized that it was already 4:00 and that we had many miles to go that day.  Said a quick goodbye … I hope other family visits her soon! … and then got coffee and gas at a nearby station and hit the road for the deep, deep South of Florida.

Quick jag to the Interstate, and then headed down 75 with the pack at 65MPH on yet another gorgeous late afternoon for the @100 miles to Naples.  Interstate 75 turns East there towards Miami and becomes the famous “Alligator Alley” across the Everglades, but we got off the highway and took State route 951 down to the alternate, more Southern way across the Everglades on route 41, the Tamiami Trail (this is a ubiquitous name).

We left the big roads and the big suburbs behind at that point and were soon out on the Florida road of our dreams.  We had the top down, the evening sun was turning shades of gold we’d never seen before in our rear-view mirrors, and the tunes were cranking on the powerful stereo.  The few cars who wanted to go really fast passed us, and we were soon pretty much all alone, watching an endless expanse of green and gold prairie stretching off to our left, spotted with hammocks and threads of oaks winding up into the wilderness.  To our right was a slightly more marshy endless expanse of green and gold, which we knew turned into more and more of a wetland before ending up in the Gulf of Mexico and Florida Bay, miles and miles away.


This was the Big Cypress National Preserve, administered by the Park Service, and it was beautiful.  If we’d had more time we would have loved to hike there, but it was one of those places where you needed to go on a 20-mile hike if you were going to go off-road at all, and besides that we had to go as fast as we could to get to Florida City that night.


We stopped for a quick bathroom break at the deserted Big Cypress Visitor Center, but then got back on the road for the miles and miles to the East, as the sun set behind us and the beautiful brown washes, green trees, and blue sky turned more and more intense colors.  We finally saw a few traces of civilization as engineered canals started up along the road, a few seedy tourist traps and billboards popped up, and then we were suddenly at the end of the wild preserve and turned South on 997 towards Homestead.


There were some aggressive drivers on the 15 miles or so into Homestead (and Florida City beyond that), and this may be a good time for my:

Digression on Traffic and Police
Driving in Florida was perhaps more hairy than any other place I’ve been.  As mentioned, some of the superhighways featured a lot of lanes, and some people used most of them.  There were more people driving at or well below the speed limit than you see in most places (I was among the former, didn’t want to stand out with a hot rental car), but the craziness of the other people more than made up for their proportional paucity.  Some cowboys didn’t hesitate to use the center left-turn lane to try to pass a pack of 15 cars on a “two”-lane road, and some made a habit of flooring it down the baseline on the highway and then edging between other cars when they wanted to get around.  All in all, you needed to keep your head on a swivel in a lot of situations.

And the craziest thing was that there were police everywhere and people still drove like lunatics.  Many people when giving directions warned me about where cops liked to hide out, and there they were … everyone knew they were there.  Cops were also cruising up and down the highways with lights flaring, hanging out in packs at fast food joints, and invading low-scale housing communities with flak jackets on.  I hesitate to mention that guns were for sale everywhere, but I couldn’t help but think there was a vicious circle at work here: more guns, more people misbehaving, more police, causing more tension, causing more guns, causing more police, etc.  Ooops, detoured into sociology there.

And two more things: tires and churches.

  • There were shreds of tires all over the place.  I don’t know if retreads last a shorter amount of time in that temperature, if more retreads were used than in other states, if they never cleaned their highways, or what.  But every road we saw, from superhighway to county road, was littered with mangled rubber.  There must be some explanation.
  • And there was an impossible number of churches!  Even if everybody there went to church 3 times a day there’s no way they could fill that many congregations.  Especially out in the country, it seemed that every tenth building was a church, some of them massive.  Needless to say, these were all Christian churches.


The city sprawl/congestion of Homestead started up very slowly; there were farms up until there weren’t and suddenly we were surrounded by nail salons, dentist offices, and small businesses.  We turned left, then turned right, then got lost, and then found route 1 South (duh!) and pulled into the Travelodge parking lot, which was (literally) shared by a gas station, a Subways, a Dunkin Donuts, a McDonalds, and a rival hotel.

By our research the Travelodge in Florida City (which is a near suburb of Homestead) got some of the best reviews around, but it was not a five-star hotel by any means … two maybe.  But it was clean, the South Asians running it were very courteous and efficient, they had shrines spotted throughout the small grounds (including an excellent shrine to Ganesh right by our door), and they had all the amenities (though on the cheap) and were very well located.  Fine with us!

We were a little hungry when we arrived, after two breakfasts and a very late lunch, and figured we needed to eat some dinner or we’d be sorry.  This was where the Subway came in, an excellent option for filling American stomachs!  We brought *everything* in (we were going to be there for three nights) and stowed it all in their weird furniture, then got subs and settled in front of the TV (which didn’t get many channels well but whatever) for another bit of NHL playoff hockey.  The Bruins weren’t televised there but another game was, and through the check-ins we learned that the Red Wings had been dominated and that everything was ok in the world.

Didn’t take long before we were settled into our new beds and sound asleep once more.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Myakka River and Pop’s

Saturday April 19

I woke up last as always and joined the others on the lanai for coffee on a beautiful day.  The cool spell they were having that early Spring in Florida continued and that was fine with us … it was comfortable.
Mark made some eggs and bacon for breakfast, and we made plans for the day.

As it turned out, the first thing they mentioned was an excursion to Myakka River State Park (that we’d had penciled in to our itinerary but had missed) and we were psyched.  A potential problem was that Rebecca had an appointment in Nokomis that ended at 11:00 … but that was no problem since we were having a lazy morning and it worked fine to delay departure until she was done.

We proceeded to laze around talking and then Rebecca showed up early.  Again, we were so delighted to see her, their daughter whom we’d known as a beautiful and brilliant small girl, and who had recently left the nest and was making her way in the world.  We covered many, many topics in the next hour and felt well caught up on her professional and domestic life in Orlando.  She scurried off to her appointment and we got stuff ready for the expedition.


There were a good number of people at Myakka River on a sunny Saturday, but we got a parking space at the “Nature Trail” and had a nice walk through the flat Florida landscape, dominated by Palmetto Palms, Sabal Palms, Live Oaks and Scrub Oaks, various epiphytes (Butterfly Orchids, Ballmoss, and Cardinal Airplant among others), with Strangler Fig vines and Southern Moss draped over everything.


We climbed up into their Canopy Walkway and after a bit were 74 feet off the ground, high above the forest and with a vista to the horizon in all directions.  When we finally made our way to the ground (the Canopy Walkway was crowded, we had to wait our turn to get to the top and then to descend) we detoured into a small meadow, pockmarked with snake burrows and covered with lush grass.


We drove up to the lake itself after that and eschewed the tawdry airboat ride.  We saw several gators there instantly, as well as a huge fire ant nest that we were glad to miss, and had a fun time wandering around the lakeside and the gift shop.  Then it was time to get out of there and we headed for a more civilized destination: Pop’s Sunset Grill on the intracoastal waterway in Nokomis.


We had more fine conversation and good beer (Jai Alai) there in the shade behind the bar, and then ordered a nice late lunch.  I had the grouper reuben sandwich (they seem to like to make any kind of sandwich into a “reuben” in Florida).  But this reminds me that it’s time for my:

Digression on Beer
Florida was not a beer wasteland, but there weren’t a lot of choices:

  • Sweetwater – Most bars we stopped at had either Sweetwater Pale Ale or their 420 IPA [sic] on tap.  They thought they were serving a local beer, but Sweetwater is brewed in Atlanta.  Their pale ale is nicely balanced and the 420, though sweet, has a good character.  Both were much better on tap than in the bottle.  The Atlanta airport had a Sweetwater pub and I would have liked to sample their other styles, such as their rye IPA, but didn’t have time.  In all, this was good stuff.
  • Jai Alai – We found Jai Alai Pale Ale from Cigar City Brewing in Tampa in a couple of places (and in cans), and I loved that stuff.  It has a great earthy fore-taste and some lasting malt taste.
  • Ranger – Most of the beers I had were Ranger Pale Ale from New Belgium in Colorado, a beer I can’t get in Massachusetts and I love.  This wasn’t exactly Florida beer, but made me feel that I was on vacation.
  • Etc. – The best I could find in some cases was plain vanilla Sierra Nevada, and I have to admit that I delved into Yuengling and Budweiser at times, though those forays were brief.

Left Pop’s after too short a time … I wish we were still sitting by the turquoise intracoastal waterway and watching huge pelicans mill around like they’ve got some kind of agenda.  We drove back to the house and Rebecca visited a neighbor and then took off while I started my assault on Mark’s CD collection.  Debbie made a great rib dinner for us, and then we decided to not watch a movie because we were all too tired!

Went to bed in what used to be Rebecca’s dark, dark bedroom (we appreciated the dark) and instantly fell into another sound sleep … I was amazed by how relaxing our Florida trip was and I was busy burning up the sleep deficit I’d accrued over years in New England.

Friday, April 18, 2014

Back To the Coast

Friday April 18

Woke up to another mellow, soft morning … a bit overcast and a bit cool … after another great sleep.  We had chicken piccata for breakfast of course, and then hung around in the back yard, re-packed, read, and had all morning.  John made us tuna burritos for lunch, but then it was finally time to load the Mustang and hit the road.  We loved Indian Lake Estates and hope to go back there some time.


One problem with being in the middle of nowhere is that it can be complicated to get out of there.  But we had maps and Google directions, had the top down, and had plenty of time to drive from the Lake Wales ridge out to the Gulf Coast.  We exited the Estates to the South onto County Road 630 and cruised at a leisurely 55MPH the 15 miles into Frostproof, where we turned left on County 17, which became 27.  Right on 64 in Avon Park, then left on State 17 in Zolfo Springs.  We finally made it to Arcadia, where we turned right on 70 and then branched left onto 72 for the last stretch of @35 miles to the Interstate near Sarasota.

The forecast was for rain on the Gulf Coast that day, and as we approached we could see a line of black rainclouds on the horizon.  We pulled over just in time to put the top up, and then had some heavy rain for the rest of the way.  We’d thought that we might have time to stop at Myakka River State Park, but the afternoon was slipping by quickly and besides that we would have gotten soaked in an instant if we’d exited the car.

The rain stopped and the sun threatened to poke out by the time we headed South on Interstate 75 and exited after 10 miles or so towards Nokomis.  Another few turns to Mark and Debbie’s and there they were in the doorway waiting for us!  It was so good to see them again, our long-time friends from Massachusetts who’d married just before we did back when we were all young, and then had a kid just before we did (when we were a little bit older), and then re-located to Florida.


Mark and I made a liquor/beer run through the suddenly sunny afternoon, and then we all settled on their lanai and had plenty to talk about.  They have a very nice house, which we’d visited about 15 years ago soon after they moved in.  15 years later of course it was filled with stuff … that’s what happens but it was strange to see.  The stuff includes a 3-seater sit-on-top kayak in their garage that I’d love to take out for a spin.

We got hungry soon and headed for Bonefish Grill, a nice restaurant down the route 41 bypass towards Venice.  We were just in time to grab four of the last open spots, at a high table with stools.  The crowd was right behind us and soon there was a line out the door.  They were very busy on a Friday night, but we managed to talk them into giving us some American lagers, some appetizers, and eventually some fish.  I had grilled Dorado.


Drove back to their house just in time to set up for the evening’s entertainment.  The Bruins were opening their playoff season against the Red Wings and the Red Sox were playing the Orioles.  We got both on TV eventually and switched back and forth.  The Bruins (President Trophy recipients) played a good but perhaps overly cautious first game to a hopefully long playoff run, but the Red Wings looked good too and managed to pull out a 1-0 victory with a few minutes left (the Bruins went on to win the series 4-1).  The Red Sox have had a painful start to their season with a rash of injuries, and played another poor game, losing 8-4.

Oh well, we never stopped talking and then finally went to bed for another sound sleep.